The Top 10 ways you know you’re still a kid at 34

10. Floor. Socks. STILL made to go together
9. Tom and Jerry is way better than Prison Break
8. You liked Judge Dredd. And you’re the only one.
7. You wash whites and colors just to see what happens (to your SO’s socks)
6. Two words: Adult Swim.
5. You know where the beef is and it’s even funnier now.
4. You still rate farts on a scale of one to ten. And test them.
3. You stop for a second on sites that require age verification
2. Innuendo has a while new meaning.

and finally…

1. You take 3 days off of work around a weekend to play the Halo 3 Beta

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Hi - I'm a IT Consultant, happily married, and father of 3. My hobbies are building wood things, church activities, spending time with the family, driving and goofing off, not in any particular order.

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