I’m fed up.  Really. I don’t own the road – contrary to my wife’s statements about me. I just want everyone to follow the rules. Like turn signals. And slow down at a friggin yellow light. Rules of the road people. Use ’em. Yesterday, I picked up my daughter from tutoring, and went to go …
Author Archives: Michael
totally committed
I’ve spent 1/2 of the past 24 hrs at a hospital. You see, I have a condition. Some might call it mental, probably because on those “about me” things that were all the rage in 3rd grade, I listed “sex with naked cucumbers” in the what do i want to do when I grow up. …
34… that’s 9 from 42
Alas, another year, another birthday. Woke up blah, got the kids up and running (all which sang this chorus to me before we trekked off for school and daycare): Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you! You look like a monkey, Aaaaand you smell like one too! A rather calm day at work (after …
And there was great rejoicing…
For those that know me…