Three men – a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total”, says the Genie. The Canadian says, “I am a farmer and …
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When water almost squirts out your nose… it’s a good day
No, this isn’t a post about how i’m now a convert to the neti pot – which , by the way, is DEFINITELY a guy’s invention. Only guys would think up of another use of a squatty teapot and all the left over contact lens saline solution. Cuz you know that stuff works in the …
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The Top 10 ways you know you’re still a kid at 34
10. Floor. Socks. STILL made to go together 9. Tom and Jerry is way better than Prison Break 8. You liked Judge Dredd. And you’re the only one. 7. You wash whites and colors just to see what happens (to your SO’s socks) 6. Two words: Adult Swim. 5. You know where the beef is …
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