{"id":15,"date":"2007-01-29T12:58:21","date_gmt":"2007-01-29T18:58:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/?p=15"},"modified":"2007-01-29T12:58:21","modified_gmt":"2007-01-29T18:58:21","slug":"totally-committed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/2007\/01\/29\/totally-committed\/","title":{"rendered":"totally committed"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve spent 1\/2 of the past 24 hrs at a hospital.<\/p>\n

You see, I have a condition.\u00c2\u00a0 Some might call it mental, probably because on those “about me” things that were all the rage in 3rd grade, I listed “sex with naked cucumbers” in the what do i want to do when I grow up.\u00c2\u00a0 I knew that was bad when I became really popular with this geeky kid in the back for a few weeks. Or, perhaps it was what I put on the area of “occupation” when I applied for my refinance: “Website admin for adultactorswithdwarfgenitalenvy.org”.\u00c2\u00a0 Even the well endowed (or used) have issues.\u00c2\u00a0 I’m just here to help.\u00c2\u00a0 I really think that’s they know that I have complete conversations with myself – with motions and anything (being that website admin DOES<\/em> have it’s privledges).\u00c2\u00a0 Regardless, we’re here and he won’t stay on his own side.<\/p>\n

“Cucumber fag.<\/em>”<\/p>\n

“Midget pecker<\/em>.”<\/p>\n

It’s a game we… er… play.
\nAs luck would have it, I convinced my wife that she need to be in with me.\u00c2\u00a0 Now, other than the 3 kids and the clobbering of a kidney stone by a machine yelling at it at a frequency only stones and snails can hear, she’s not a frequent stayer at the Sickly Kingdom.\u00c2\u00a0 Well, not to be outdone, she had a line put in from the local benzene refinery in her office and BOOM!, she’s got pneumatic infection of that-which-trades-oh-two-in-her-chest.\u00c2\u00a0 Or something like that.\u00c2\u00a0 (I just like talking about her chest.\u00c2\u00a0 Online.\u00c2\u00a0 And she’s not even a dwarf.)<\/p>\n

so, here we are, just sitting around.\u00c2\u00a0 I’m going home to go grab the 360 in a bit – monitor and all.\u00c2\u00a0 Yeah, I’m a geek.. no matter what dwarf-flapper<\/em> says.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve spent 1\/2 of the past 24 hrs at a hospital. You see, I have a condition.\u00c2\u00a0 Some might call it mental, probably because on those “about me” things that were all the rage in 3rd grade, I listed “sex with naked cucumbers” in the what do i want to do when I grow up.\u00c2\u00a0 … <\/p>\n

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