I’m fed up.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Really.\u00c2\u00a0 I don’t own the road – contrary to my wife’s statements about me.\u00c2\u00a0 I just want everyone to follow the rules.\u00c2\u00a0 Like turn signals.\u00c2\u00a0 And slow down at a friggin yellow light.\u00c2\u00a0 Rules of the road people.\u00c2\u00a0 Use ’em.
\nYesterday, I picked up my daughter from tutoring, and went to go pay for the registration for my SUV, then got the other two kids, then a run to Payless Shoes, then dinner.\u00c2\u00a0 Yes, that that order.\u00c2\u00a0 In the 2 hours I was on the road, I yelled at 4 people, flipped one off, and 1 of those were in my neighborhood.\u00c2\u00a0 Waiting to turn left, and the person in the opposing lane just slooooows down and turn on street I’m on.\u00c2\u00a0 and putts along, and then against TURNS into a driveway.\u00c2\u00a0 No singal.<\/p>\n
Some a&^ in a F250 King Ranch was turning into the feed store on Spencer.\u00c2\u00a0 No turn signal and he stopped short, no warning.\u00c2\u00a0 He got a honk.\u00c2\u00a0 Really meancing from my Nissan.<\/em> Someone stops short?\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 SPLAT!<\/p>\n Some runs a red light RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?\u00c2\u00a0 SPLAT-SPLAT-SPLAT-SPLAT!<\/p>\n Some kids runs out in the street after a ball in front of you? \u00c2\u00a0 SPLAT!\u00c2\u00a0 and, when their pansy liberal, my-kid-own-the-whole-@$^&ing-street come running at you?\u00c2\u00a0 SPLAT SPLAT!\u00c2\u00a0 Right in the crotch too – that’s gonna hurt. It’s gotta be covert, cuz you know leaning out to tag the speeders will probably get you a trip to the pokey if the cops see.<\/p>\n Yessir.\u00c2\u00a0 The covert traffic violator tagging system.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s a winner, folks.\u00c2\u00a0 I’ve got a money maker on my hands and instant gratification.\u00c2\u00a0 Even better than cat pr0n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’m fed up.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Really.\u00c2\u00a0 I don’t own the road – contrary to my wife’s statements about me.\u00c2\u00a0 I just want everyone to follow the rules.\u00c2\u00a0 Like turn signals.\u00c2\u00a0 And slow down at a friggin yellow light.\u00c2\u00a0 Rules of the road people.\u00c2\u00a0 Use ’em. Yesterday, I picked up my daughter from tutoring, and went to go … <\/p>\n
\nSome kids zoomed around the corner on his scooter, did look as I was about to round the corner IN MY VAN, and cut in front of me.\u00c2\u00a0 Anti lock brakes don’t make near the same effect in the quick stop to scare the %&#$ out the moron in front of you.\u00c2\u00a0 Didn’t even look.\u00c2\u00a0 They’re from Cali-forn-i-a.\u00c2\u00a0 Twits.
\nSo, in my quest to punish those that never are, I’m requesting designs for hiding a paintball gun in the engine area of a vehicle.\u00c2\u00a0 You should be able to shoot thru the grill of the car directly in front of you, just below hood height.\u00c2\u00a0 If you’re good, they’ll never know who it is (oh, and change which vehicle it’s after about 2 weeks – that’ll keep the suspicion off).<\/p>\n
\nBrand new Mecedes SUV illegally parked?\u00c2\u00a0 SPLAT SPLAT!\u00c2\u00a0 and a “Friggin liberal!” inside your car.<\/p>\n