An old man from the old country packed up his wagon for the market. Setting along his way, with his horse leading, he encounters a militia stop point a ways down the road. <\/p>\n
“What you got in there old man?”<\/p>\n
“Oh, just some things for the market,” the man replies.<\/p>\n
“What kind of things,” one of the soldiers asks.<\/p>\n
“Let’s see, I got some coconut cream, coconut butter, some coconut bread… May you might like a sample?”<\/p>\n
Smiling, the soldier replies, “Yeah, I think we need to check it.”<\/p>\n
The old man climbs into the back of the wagon and pries the lid off a barrell container the cream. The solider scrapes his finger along the top of the white cream, pops it in this mouth, and comments.<\/p>\n
“Not bad, old man. Looks like it is coconut cream. You can go.”<\/p>\n
The old man returned to the front of the wagon, picked up the reigns, and says, “Giddy up, Coconut.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
An old man from the old country packed up his wagon for the market. Setting along his way, with his horse leading, he encounters a militia stop point a ways down the road. “What you got in there old man?” “Oh, just some things for the market,” the man replies. “What kind of things,” one … <\/p>\n