{"id":3,"date":"2006-11-29T16:05:04","date_gmt":"2006-11-29T22:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/?p=3"},"modified":"2006-12-21T23:03:44","modified_gmt":"2006-12-22T05:03:44","slug":"back-in-the-saddle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/2006\/11\/29\/back-in-the-saddle\/","title":{"rendered":"Back in the Saddle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, after many months of hi-ate-us, I&#8217;ve starting my blog back up. Much of this is due in part to how much I enjoy reading them, so I&#8217;m going to try and show my humor and general disdain for all that is not-me.<\/p>\n<p>I quit blogging months ago due to my own inadequacy that complete strangers from other countries new that I need a pill for making my pinky toe bigger while fungus-proofing the toenail and a loan (both of which I am categorily denying), and the fact that in comparion to the blogs I read, that I <strong>appeared<\/strong> to need both.<\/p>\n<p>So, I start with a joke. Houston has a local radio guy that is run-off-the-fraking-road funny, Sam Malone. His 6yo called in and started this, and in completely mean and non-cool fashion, bleeped the punch line. So, I got even &#8211; I Google it.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A pirate walks in a bar with a large ship&#8217;s wheel attached to his zipper.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender says to em, &#8220;Hey mate, that wheel bother you much?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>To which the pirate replied, &#8220;AAARRRGGHHH!  It be drivin&#8217; me nuts!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Drive on, Jack Sparrow.  Drive on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, after many months of hi-ate-us, I&#8217;ve starting my blog back up. Much of this is due in part to how much I enjoy reading them, so I&#8217;m going to try and show my humor and general disdain for all that is not-me. I quit blogging months ago due to my own inadequacy that complete &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/2006\/11\/29\/back-in-the-saddle\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Back in the Saddle&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8eb30-3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}