{"id":31,"date":"2007-05-16T07:27:54","date_gmt":"2007-05-16T13:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2007-05-16T07:27:54","modified_gmt":"2007-05-16T13:27:54","slug":"the-top-10-ways-you-know-youre-still-a-kid-at-34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/2007\/05\/16\/the-top-10-ways-you-know-youre-still-a-kid-at-34\/","title":{"rendered":"The Top 10 ways you know you&#8217;re still a kid at 34"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10.  Floor.  Socks.  STILL made to go together<br \/>\n9.  Tom and Jerry is way better than Prison Break<br \/>\n8.  You liked Judge Dredd.  And you&#8217;re the only one.<br \/>\n7.  You wash whites and colors just to see what happens (to your SO&#8217;s socks)<br \/>\n6.  Two words:  Adult Swim.<br \/>\n5.  You know where the beef is and it&#8217;s even funnier now.<br \/>\n4.  You still rate farts on a scale of one to ten.  And test them.<br \/>\n3.  You stop for a second on sites that require age verification<br \/>\n2.  Innuendo has a while new meaning.<\/p>\n<p>and finally&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--sizeo:5--><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; line-height: 100%\"><!--\/sizeo-->1.<!--sizec--><\/span><!--\/sizec-->  <!--sizeo:4--><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%\"><!--\/sizeo-->You take 3 days off of work around a weekend to play the Halo 3 Beta<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10. Floor. Socks. STILL made to go together 9. Tom and Jerry is way better than Prison Break 8. You liked Judge Dredd. And you&#8217;re the only one. 7. You wash whites and colors just to see what happens (to your SO&#8217;s socks) 6. Two words: Adult Swim. 5. You know where the beef is &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/2007\/05\/16\/the-top-10-ways-you-know-youre-still-a-kid-at-34\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Top 10 ways you know you&#8217;re still a kid at 34&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-tw-viper","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8eb30-v","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}