{"id":43,"date":"2007-09-20T11:57:30","date_gmt":"2007-09-20T17:57:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/?p=43"},"modified":"2007-09-20T12:08:21","modified_gmt":"2007-09-20T18:08:21","slug":"when-water-almost-squirts-out-your-nose-its-a-good-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/2007\/09\/20\/when-water-almost-squirts-out-your-nose-its-a-good-day\/","title":{"rendered":"When water almost squirts out your nose&#8230; it&#8217;s a good day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, this isn&#8217;t a post about how i&#8217;m now a convert to the neti pot &#8211; which , by the way, is DEFINITELY a guy&#8217;s invention.  Only guys would think up of another use of a squatty teapot and all the left over contact lens saline solution.  Cuz you know that stuff works in the NOSE too&#8230;   Now even thinking about it more&#8230; it was probably a gay guy.    In any case, I dig it.   All that breathing goodness, the feeling of drowning, and without all the icky side effects.  <em>Gimme a ring, Jorge&#8230; bow-chica-wow-wow!! <\/em>OMG, I did NOT just says that&#8230; WHERE&#8217;S MY AFRIN?!?!?!?!?!<\/p>\n<p>Shew&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>No, instead this is about a movie trailer that almost made me shoot water out of my salt and baking soda-washed nose upon hearing the last line.  O&#8230; M&#8230;. G&#8230;. funny.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/us.video.aol.com\/snag\/?pmmsid=1971355&amp;autoplay=0\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"372\" scrolling=\"no\" width=\"320\"><\/iframe><br \/>\nOMG, and i just was this on AOL video&#8217;s site,where this fine preview is hosted:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"file:\/\/\/C:\/DOCUME%7E1\/MICHAE%7E1\/LOCALS%7E1\/Temp\/moz-screenshot.jpg\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/aolvideo1.gif\" alt=\"Hmmmm\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hot Searches? \u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s classic&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, this isn&#8217;t a post about how i&#8217;m now a convert to the neti pot &#8211; which , by the way, is DEFINITELY a guy&#8217;s invention. Only guys would think up of another use of a squatty teapot and all the left over contact lens saline solution. Cuz you know that stuff works in the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/2007\/09\/20\/when-water-almost-squirts-out-your-nose-its-a-good-day\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;When water almost squirts out your nose&#8230; it&#8217;s a good day&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8eb30-H","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}