Three men – a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.<\/p>\n
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.<\/p>\n
“I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total”, says the Genie.<\/p>\n
The Canadian says, “I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .”<\/p>\n
POOF! With the blink of the Genie’s eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.<\/p>\n
Osama was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or
\nCanadians can come in our our precious land.”<\/p>\n
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.<\/p>\n
The Texan says, “I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”<\/p>\n
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get
\nin or out; it’s virtually impenetrable.”<\/p>\n
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, “Fill it with water.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Three men – a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total”, says the Genie. The Canadian says, “I am a farmer and … <\/p>\n