Not to be outdone by Matt, I figured I’d give it a go<\/p>\n
Completely Useless Facts About Me<\/strong><\/p>\n Not to be outdone by Matt, I figured I’d give it a go Completely Useless Facts About Me Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed – keeps the impending fire from spreading and the kids screams quiet. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? Yes, only to have … <\/p>\n\n
\nClosed – keeps the impending fire from spreading and the kids screams quiet.<\/li>\n
\nYes, only to have them live under my bathroom sink for 3 years, which is about how often I sleep in a hotel…<\/li>\n
\nNo.\u00c2\u00a0 Too lazy.<\/li>\n
\n<\/strong>I don’t think so.<\/li>\n
\n<\/strong>People.<\/li>\n
\nNo.\u00c2\u00a0 I use my Crackberry.<\/li>\n
\nHome office<\/li>\n
\n<\/strong>Wait for the wife to leave for work and go kill some terrorists on RS:V2.\u00c2\u00a0 Let the kids do homework while killing terrorist.\u00c2\u00a0 Repeat.<\/li>\n
\nDevices and Desires by J. K. Parker<\/li>\n
\nFor Houston, yes – in the low 60s (39 this morning – it’s was NIIIIICE).<\/li>\n
\n<\/strong>No, I usually have a 3 year old in tow and I make fun of the OCD frakkers.<\/li>\n
\nYep.\u00c2\u00a0 Scares the bears and javelina away.<\/li>\n
\nI’m white and proud of it.\u00c2\u00a0 You make the connection…
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\nNo, just my fingers (tastier and with extras!)<\/li>\n
\nOne – my wife.<\/li>\n
\nAs I live in Texas, this is a “no comment.”<\/li>\n
\n“Bodies” by Drowning Pool.<\/li>\n
\nI have a shirt my mother gave me that I STILL can’t bring myself to wear, especially after this<\/a>.<\/li>\n
\nYeppers.\u00c2\u00a0 And waiting on Star Wars: Clone Wars this fall.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s gonna be k-e-w-l.<\/li>\n
\nProbably the Fifth Element.\u00c2\u00a0 Cuz Willis and Jovovitch are SUPER GREEN.<\/li>\n
\nMy attic.\u00c2\u00a0 Can’t find crap there anyway.<\/li>\n
\nIced tea usually.<\/li>\n
\nBBQ sauce.<\/li>\n
\nI’ve become rather partial to Vietnamese noodle soup, sans dog.<\/li>\n
\n<\/strong>Any James Bond flick.\u00c2\u00a0 My wife HATES Spike TV \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n
\nMy wife.<\/li>\n
\n<\/strong>Both.\u00c2\u00a0 And an Eagle Scout.\u00c2\u00a0 I have my plaques with all my awards in my home office.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Yeah, cuz I can tie that knot you can’t.<\/li>\n
\n“We are all whores.\u00c2\u00a0 The only question is, ‘How much?’ “<\/li>\n
\nI can’t remember.<\/li>\n
\nYeah, but I get it vacuumed if I take it somewhere \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n
\nYes, but not recently (like 4-5+ years).<\/li>\n
\n<\/strong>Actually, no.<\/li>\n
\nPB & J.<\/li>\n
\nSausage, egg and cheese ANYTHING.<\/li>\n
\n10 if I’m lucky.<\/li>\n
\nI can’t tell.<\/li>\n
\nStar Wars.\u00c2\u00a0 Cuz being a Jawa get you that cool land rover.<\/li>\n
\n6, 5 of which are only used by computers<\/li>\n
\nWired, Game Informer, EGM, eWeek and Information Week, all of which mostly get read in the loo.<\/li>\n
\nLegos.<\/li>\n
\nNot most of the time.<\/li>\n
\nBattlestar Galactica.<\/li>\n
\nNo.\u00c2\u00a0 I’m afraid of the sudden STOP if I fall.\u00c2\u00a0 But, it takes a lot for me to get on the roof, and I even have a twinge of “Holy frak” when going on really tall overpasses.<\/li>\n
\nMatt says he’s the John Mayer of car signing.\u00c2\u00a0 I just that makes me Chris Cornell… “OUTSHIIIIIINED<\/em>“<\/li>\n
\nNope.\u00c2\u00a0 No beat to news radio.<\/li>\n
\nOnly for Weird Al.<\/li>\n
\nYep.\u00c2\u00a0 Rifle and pistol.\u00c2\u00a0 I shoot pistols better than most people that own them (so far) – its my mad FPS gaming skillz.<\/li>\n
\nOnly if the title starts “High School”<\/li>\n
\nOnly when we host, then my wife’s stress stress me out.<\/li>\n
\nNo.\u00c2\u00a0 I’ve only heard of it in Men in Black?<\/li>\n
\nNo.\u00c2\u00a0 My beliefs to too fundamental to think they’re anything other than angels or demons, or my kids because they learn toward the latter…<\/li>\n
\nAbout every 3 months.\u00c2\u00a0 No white rabbit.<\/li>\n
\nOne A Day Men’s Health.\u00c2\u00a0 The say it help keep me pissing.\u00c2\u00a0 So far, so good.<\/li>\n
\nHELL, NO.\u00c2\u00a0 Barefoot or flip flops.<\/li>\n
\nI’m going with Target.\u00c2\u00a0 Hardly any KMarts and Walmart is evil.<\/li>\n
\nJust my kids.<\/li>\n
\nYes.<\/li>\n
\nNo.\u00c2\u00a0 I plan to steal my parents’ when they die.<\/li>\n
\nICED TEA.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s the only legal non-buzz inducing drink in the South.<\/li>\n
\nMostly… not.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"