{"id":94,"date":"2008-07-23T10:55:12","date_gmt":"2008-07-23T16:55:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/2008\/07\/23\/hello-dolly\/"},"modified":"2008-07-23T10:55:13","modified_gmt":"2008-07-23T16:55:13","slug":"hello-dolly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/2008\/07\/23\/hello-dolly\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello Dolly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BANG!  Dolly is upon us in Texas.  <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 800px;\" src=\"http:\/\/icons-pe.wunderground.com\/data\/images\/at200804_sat.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s really funny is this &#8211; my wife came home worried about the conditions in Houston today based on what the news was saying.   <\/p>\n<p>Having kept an eye on the storm (no pun intended), I knew we&#8217;d get some rain, but COME ON&#8230; scaring people because of 1-5 inches of rain and 15 MPH winds?  We&#8217;ve gotten 3 storms this year that have dumped 3-6 inches and 35 MPH winds.  <\/p>\n<p>I know SOME of us are a little gun-shy from Rita, but let&#8217;s get our heads out of our butts and be realistic.  Let the dummies flood their cars and those of us that know what the roads do in rain &#8211; we&#8217;ll continue on as usual.  Maybe I can flood a whiner with my SUV on Space Center&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BANG! Dolly is upon us in Texas. What&#8217;s really funny is this &#8211; my wife came home worried about the conditions in Houston today based on what the news was saying. Having kept an eye on the storm (no pun intended), I knew we&#8217;d get some rain, but COME ON&#8230; scaring people because of 1-5 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/2008\/07\/23\/hello-dolly\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hello Dolly&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18,64],"tags":[69,65,66,68,67],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weather","category-wtf","tag-aholes","tag-dolly","tag-houston","tag-news","tag-rain","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8eb30-1w","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stringer.cc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}