Useless cwap

Not to be outdone by Matt, I figured I’d give it a go

Completely Useless Facts About Me

  • Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
    Closed – keeps the impending fire from spreading and the kids screams quiet.
  • Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
    Yes, only to have them live under my bathroom sink for 3 years, which is about how often I sleep in a hotel…
  • Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
    No.  Too lazy.
  • Are you eating anything right now?
    I don’t think so.
  • Who do you think reads these?
    People.
  • Do you have a calendar in your room?
    No.  I use my Crackberry.
  • Where are you?
    Home office
  • What’s your plan for the day?
    Wait for the wife to leave for work and go kill some terrorists on RS:V2.  Let the kids do homework while killing terrorist.  Repeat.
  • Are you reading any books right now?
    Devices and Desires by J. K. Parker
  • Is it cold out?
    For Houston, yes – in the low 60s (39 this morning – it’s was NIIIIICE).
  • Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
    No, I usually have a 3 year old in tow and I make fun of the OCD frakkers.
  • Have you ever peed in the woods?
    Yep.  Scares the bears and javelina away.
  • Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
    I’m white and proud of it.  You make the connection…
  • Do you chew your pens and pencils?
    No, just my fingers (tastier and with extras!)
  • How many people have you slept with this week?
    One – my wife.
  • Favorite place to buy make-up?
    As I live in Texas, this is a “no comment.”
  • What is your “Song of the week”?
    “Bodies” by Drowning Pool.
  • Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
    I have a shirt my mother gave me that I STILL can’t bring myself to wear, especially after this.
  • Do you still watch cartoons?
    Yeppers.  And waiting on Star Wars: Clone Wars this fall.  It’s gonna be k-e-w-l.
  • Whats your favorite love movie?
    Probably the Fifth Element.  Cuz Willis and Jovovitch are SUPER GREEN.
  • Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
    My attic.  Can’t find crap there anyway.
  • What do you drink with dinner?
    Iced tea usually.
  • What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in?
    BBQ sauce.
  • What is your favorite food/cuisine?
    I’ve become rather partial to Vietnamese noodle soup, sans dog.
  • What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
    Any James Bond flick.  My wife HATES Spike TV 🙂
  • Last person you hugged/kissed?
    My wife.
  • Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
    Both.  And an Eagle Scout.  I have my plaques with all my awards in my home office.   Yeah, cuz I can tie that knot you can’t.
  • Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
    “We are all whores.  The only question is, ‘How much?’ “
  • When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
    I can’t remember.
  • Can you change the oil on a car?
    Yeah, but I get it vacuumed if I take it somewhere 🙂
  • Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
    Yes, but not recently (like 4-5+ years).
  • Run out of gas?
    Actually, no.
  • Favorite kind of sandwich?
    PB & J.
  • Best thing to eat for breakfast?
    Sausage, egg and cheese ANYTHING.
  • What is your usual bedtime?
    10 if I’m lucky.
  • Are you lazy?
    I can’t tell.
  • When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
    Star Wars.  Cuz being a Jawa get you that cool land rover.
  • How many languages do you know?
    6, 5 of which are only used by computers
  • Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
    Wired, Game Informer, EGM, eWeek and Information Week, all of which mostly get read in the loo.
  • Which are better, legos or lincoln logs?
    Legos.
  • Are you stubborn?
    Not most of the time.
  • Ever watch soap operas?
    Battlestar Galactica.
  • Afraid of heights?
    No.  I’m afraid of the sudden STOP if I fall.  But, it takes a lot for me to get on the roof, and I even have a twinge of “Holy frak” when going on really tall overpasses.
  • Sing in the car?
    Matt says he’s the John Mayer of car signing.  I just that makes me Chris Cornell… “OUTSHIIIIIINED
  • Dance in the shower?
    Nope.  No beat to news radio.
  • Dance in the car?
    Only for Weird Al.
  • Ever used a gun?
    Yep.  Rifle and pistol.  I shoot pistols better than most people that own them (so far) – its my mad FPS gaming skillz.
  • Do you think musicals are cheesy?
    Only if the title starts “High School”
  • Is Christmas stressful?
    Only when we host, then my wife’s stress stress me out.
  • Ever eat a pierogi?
    No.  I’ve only heard of it in Men in Black?
  • Do you believe in ghosts?
    No.  My beliefs to too fundamental to think they’re anything other than angels or demons, or my kids because they learn toward the latter…
  • Ever have a deja-vu feeling?
    About every 3 months.  No white rabbit.
  • Take a vitamin daily?
    One A Day Men’s Health.  The say it help keep me pissing.  So far, so good.
  • Wear slippers?
    HELL, NO.  Barefoot or flip flops.
  • Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
    I’m going with Target.  Hardly any KMarts and Walmart is evil.
  • Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
    Just my kids.
  • Can you curl your tongue?
    Yes.
  • Own any record albums?
    No.  I plan to steal my parents’ when they die.
  • Hot tea or cold tea?
    ICED TEA.  It’s the only legal non-buzz inducing drink in the South.
  • Are you patient?
    Mostly… not.

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Hi - I'm a IT Consultant, happily married, and father of 3. My hobbies are building wood things, church activities, spending time with the family, driving and goofing off, not in any particular order.

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