Not to be outdone by Matt, I figured I’d give it a go
Completely Useless Facts About Me
- Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed – keeps the impending fire from spreading and the kids screams quiet. - Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Yes, only to have them live under my bathroom sink for 3 years, which is about how often I sleep in a hotel… - Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No. Too lazy. - Are you eating anything right now?
I don’t think so. - Who do you think reads these?
People. - Do you have a calendar in your room?
No. I use my Crackberry. - Where are you?
Home office - What’s your plan for the day?
Wait for the wife to leave for work and go kill some terrorists on RS:V2. Let the kids do homework while killing terrorist. Repeat. - Are you reading any books right now?
Devices and Desires by J. K. Parker - Is it cold out?
For Houston, yes – in the low 60s (39 this morning – it’s was NIIIIICE). - Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No, I usually have a 3 year old in tow and I make fun of the OCD frakkers. - Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yep. Scares the bears and javelina away. - Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
I’m white and proud of it. You make the connection…
- Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No, just my fingers (tastier and with extras!) - How many people have you slept with this week?
One – my wife. - Favorite place to buy make-up?
As I live in Texas, this is a “no comment.” - What is your “Song of the week”?
“Bodies” by Drowning Pool. - Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
I have a shirt my mother gave me that I STILL can’t bring myself to wear, especially after this. - Do you still watch cartoons?
Yeppers. And waiting on Star Wars: Clone Wars this fall. It’s gonna be k-e-w-l. - Whats your favorite love movie?
Probably the Fifth Element. Cuz Willis and Jovovitch are SUPER GREEN. - Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
My attic. Can’t find crap there anyway. - What do you drink with dinner?
Iced tea usually. - What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in?
BBQ sauce. - What is your favorite food/cuisine?
I’ve become rather partial to Vietnamese noodle soup, sans dog. - What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Any James Bond flick. My wife HATES Spike TV 🙂 - Last person you hugged/kissed?
My wife. - Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Both. And an Eagle Scout. I have my plaques with all my awards in my home office.  Yeah, cuz I can tie that knot you can’t. - Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
“We are all whores. The only question is, ‘How much?’ “ - When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I can’t remember. - Can you change the oil on a car?
Yeah, but I get it vacuumed if I take it somewhere 🙂 - Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yes, but not recently (like 4-5+ years). - Run out of gas?
Actually, no. - Favorite kind of sandwich?
PB & J. - Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Sausage, egg and cheese ANYTHING. - What is your usual bedtime?
10 if I’m lucky. - Are you lazy?
I can’t tell. - When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Star Wars. Cuz being a Jawa get you that cool land rover. - How many languages do you know?
6, 5 of which are only used by computers - Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Wired, Game Informer, EGM, eWeek and Information Week, all of which mostly get read in the loo. - Which are better, legos or lincoln logs?
Legos. - Are you stubborn?
Not most of the time. - Ever watch soap operas?
Battlestar Galactica. - Afraid of heights?
No. I’m afraid of the sudden STOP if I fall. But, it takes a lot for me to get on the roof, and I even have a twinge of “Holy frak” when going on really tall overpasses. - Sing in the car?
Matt says he’s the John Mayer of car signing. I just that makes me Chris Cornell… “OUTSHIIIIIINED“ - Dance in the shower?
Nope. No beat to news radio. - Dance in the car?
Only for Weird Al. - Ever used a gun?
Yep. Rifle and pistol. I shoot pistols better than most people that own them (so far) – its my mad FPS gaming skillz. - Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Only if the title starts “High School” - Is Christmas stressful?
Only when we host, then my wife’s stress stress me out. - Ever eat a pierogi?
No. I’ve only heard of it in Men in Black? - Do you believe in ghosts?
No. My beliefs to too fundamental to think they’re anything other than angels or demons, or my kids because they learn toward the latter… - Ever have a deja-vu feeling?
About every 3 months. No white rabbit. - Take a vitamin daily?
One A Day Men’s Health. The say it help keep me pissing. So far, so good. - Wear slippers?
HELL, NO. Barefoot or flip flops. - Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
I’m going with Target. Hardly any KMarts and Walmart is evil. - Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Just my kids. - Can you curl your tongue?
Yes. - Own any record albums?
No. I plan to steal my parents’ when they die. - Hot tea or cold tea?
ICED TEA. It’s the only legal non-buzz inducing drink in the South. - Are you patient?
Mostly… not.