Pardon Me, have you seen my legs?

This could be a post regarding the recent fantasy-tale success of the ‘Stros, where things like “wookie grand-slams” and “We got some hitters, not Cardinal spitters” would be heard from the belfrys of some-oddly-named stadium. The story of the wookies, in concert with the older Jedis, overcoming the Dark Side of the Force.  But, sadly, …