Thanks to my lovely bride for sending me this:
1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Chocolate. However, i like what Egg Nog leads to… (see #15).
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree ? sit them under the tree. He’s got elves for everything else. (ever wonder why to don’t see pregnant elves?)
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? Colored. We’re very in tune to diversity when lighting up.
4. Do you hang mistletoe? No, I like all my toes.
5. When do you put your decorations up? “When they come down.”
6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? Sweet potatoes with marshy-mellows (not the in-law kind after a few drinks).
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? my birthdays. Soon to be a national holiday.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? Dec 1979. I saw the tape.
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? You bet. See #15.
10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree? Like a good husband, “Honey, the tree’s up!”
11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? I love snow. Everyone who’s moved to snow areas from Texas have said “I said the same thing, and I hate it” but they’re clueless. Snow is for skiing. It’s that simple. The KIDS shovel it out of the driveway.
12. Ignore this line.
13. Do you remember your favorite gift when you were a kid? they varied. Probably a game console (2600, baby!)
14. What’s the most important thing about the Holidays for you? See #15
15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? My wife.
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? See #15.
17. What tops your tree? My ceiling (it was that, or see #15).
18. Which do you prefer giving or Receiving? See #15.
19. What is your favorite Christmas Song? You guessed it, see #15.
20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum? Yum. Have you even tried to talk with one of those thing in our mouth. “yum” is the only sound you can intelligibly make. Wait, that’s another #15 reference!
Ooooooooooooooh! TMI! Ha.